GLOBE TAMILAN

Monday, November 15, 2010

Old man vs boy

A Boy & a Old man in RAILWAY STATION
Boy askd time 2 Old man.But d Man dn't say d time.So d Boy askd him Y
u r not telling d time.D Old man replied,first u wil ask time & then u
wil ask my name,address, etc. Then I wil ask about u,then u may get
seat with me both of us wil b frank and u may get down at m* some text
missing *rry tat I dnt want such a poor Son-in-law who dnt even hav a
watch to c the time
Boy: Ada Paavigala time ketathu oru kuthama da...

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M.Karthikk

Mottai madi joke

Sardar :-
Ean oru vaarama office varala?
man:-
mottai madiyil irundhu keela vilundhutten. sardar :-
mottai madiyil irundhu keela vila oru vaaram ahuma? ....
(karthik.jct@gmail.com)

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`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.· Smiling!
`·.¸.·´
M.Karthikk

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Now a days youth!



The youth nowadays r so bad,

I was in temple, a boy next to me lit a cigarette frm the aarathi..

I got so shockd
tat i dropped my beer bottle.."GUD98

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(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.· Smiling!
`·.¸.·´
                 M.Karthikk

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

About Friendship



உ‌ண்மையான ந‌ட்பு ஆரோ‌க்‌கிய‌ம் போ‌ன்றது. அதை இழ‌‌க்கு‌ம் வரை அத‌ன் ம‌தி‌ப்பு தெ‌ரிவ‌தி‌ல்லை

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Sql Query

use database
declare @TableName nvarchar(100)
declare @Qry nvarchar(500)
declare TrunTable cursor for
select name from Sysobjects where name like '%log'
open TrunTable
fetch next from TrunTable into @tableName
while @@fetch_status = 0
begin
   set @qry = 'truncate table ' +  @TableName
   exec sp_executesql @qry
 fetch next from TrunTable into @tableName
end
close TrunTable
deallocate TrunTable


use database
declare @TableName nvarchar(100)
declare @Qry nvarchar(500)
declare TrunTable cursor for
select name from Sysobjects where name like '%log'
open TrunTable
fetch next from TrunTable into @tableName
while @@fetch_status = 0
begin
   set @qry = 'truncate table ' +  @TableName
   exec sp_executesql @qry
 fetch next from TrunTable into @tableName
end
close TrunTable
deallocate TrunTable


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(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.· Smiling!
`·.¸.·´                  
                 M.Karthikk